I left my heart in my pocket
Now it’s gone all through the wash
I left my heart on the couch
Now it’s covered in cat hair and pretzel bits
I left my heart on the bus
No one wanted to sit next to it
I left my heart at a primary school
It came in handy for getting that lunchbox
Out of the tree
I left my heart at a high school
Some kid put it down his pants
I dunno
I left my heart at a Uni
Now it’s a Hacky Sack for first years
They’re so ironic
I left my heart at a party
And now it smells like bourbon
And I hope that’s a milk stain
I left my heart at a rock concert
Some guy threw it on stage and security wouldn’t let me
Get it back
I left my heart at a brothel
It just wanted to talk
Apparently
I left my heart at a café
Now it’s being used
As a quirky tip jar yeah
I left my heart at the casino
The guy on the door said look mate
That thing don’t belong in here
I left my heart at MacDonald’s
It was the healthiest thing there
I left my heart at Cash Converters
The guy was only gonna give me fifteen
Cos that particular model hasn’t been selling very well
I left my heart at an art gallery
They said it was contrived
I left my heart at a nightclub
And now it’s being cracked onto
By mature age netballers
I left my heart at the supermarket
The girl couldn’t find the barcode
So she just put it through as a miscellaneous turnip
I left my heart at the dentist
He pulled out its wisdom arteries
Left my heart on E-Bay
Only one guy was gonna buy it
Pervert
I left my heart at the zoo
It gave birth to two little baby hearts
And it was the fluffy story at the end of the news
I left my heart at your house
You weren’t going to tell me
Were you?
You sent it back in a Postpak
And it still smells like you

 

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