Baby I’m the tram inspector
My heart is a lie detector
Buy a ticket I will respect ya
Fare evade I will eject ya
C’mon baby don’t make it hard
Show me your concession card
No use making no excuses
I’m the boy no girl seduces
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty girl?
Working hard for yarra trams
I’ll write a ticket for your pram
Don’t care if you start to cry
Emotions ain’t no alibi yeah
I think my mouth just salivated
Girl you just ain’t validated
I’m reaching for my ticket book
Ain’t never caught myself such a sexy crook now
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Have you been a naughty girl?
Baby what’s your number?
Baby what’s your number?
Gonna have to ring your brother
Gonna have to ring your mother
I don’t know why I do what I do but I do what I do I do
Maybe it’s cos my baby left me on a tram
Now every time I climb onboard
I want every girl to hurt
Like I hurt
I’m sorry
I’m sorry
Gonna have to write you a ticket girl
That’s right G
I got my pen out now
It’s a shame to waste my ink
Don’t look at me like that G
Don’t get angry
Ah this is for your own good
I’ve got to teach you a lesson girl
I’ve got to come down hard on you
You know you’re in the wrong girl
Ah yeah fade it down right about now
I’m the tram inspector ah yeah

 

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