The hipster barista
Moustachin my sister
Thinks he’s the shit
With his cold brew drip
They line up for miles
Nobody smiles
His ego is bigger
Than most rockstars I know

Cos food is the new rock and roll
I’m getting myself off the dole
Gonna start a café
Panini Simone
Watch the bloglidites fill up the front row

So I did NEIS
The full six weeks
Cooking the books
Shortin my sheets
They said what’s your point of difference?
I said food by musicians
Slow cooked toast
With a jugacino

Food is the new rock and roll
I’m getting myself off the dole
Gonna quit music to pursue hospitality
It’s not like you can download a rissole

I used to smash guitars
Now I smash avocado
That’ll be $18.50 to go
My sausage brioche is ethically sauced
Made in house with the home brand I thawed

Now my only reviews
Are from urban spoon
Soup of the year
Pumpkin and beer
I’m stealing from the yuppies
To give to the poor
Make sure the house band get
All of the door

Cos food is the new rock and roll
I’m getting myself off the dole
Gonna start a café Panini Simone
Watch the yummy mummy’s nibble paleo balls
Watch the yummy mummy’s nibble paleo balls
Come on
Watch the yummy mummy’s nibble paleo balls
All right
Watch the yummy mummy’s nibble paleo balls