I am one in a million!
I am one in a million!
There’s four more like me
Just in Melbourne
I know cos I compete against them
They are one in a million!
They are one in a million!
They know it and act accordingly
I sit here alone in my tree
I’m an emerging veteran
I’m an emerging veteran
And there’s four more like me
Just in Melbourne
When will I have success?
When will I have success?
When am I gonna be my best?
I might kill myself
I might kill myself
Cos I feel like it could be a good media angle
I won’t read into it
I’ll just fake my suicide
And wait till everybody comes to the funeral
And I’ll burst out of the coffin and do a great gig
And everybody will say oh my god!
Where can I get a copy of your album?
Sure maybe my loved ones will be upset
But people buy more
When they’re emotionally vulnerable
And I’ll scream
I am one in a million!
I am one in a million!
And there’s four more like me
Just in Melbourne
I know cos I compete against them
I’m friends with them on Facebook
Even though we’re not really friends
Oh I wish I was six again
Everything was so much simpler
I didn’t obsess about who got all the sandwiches
What am I saying I’ve been competing my whole life
I’m sure I was one very jealous sperm
Who said to all the other sperm
Don’t even think about it
I’m just a man who wants to get his egg
Oh come on
I’m just a man who’s used to getting his egg
I’m just a man who’s used to getting his egg
Impregnating his mother
And giving birth to himself