Good lookin’ girls take themselves a bit too seriously
I want a girl with a healthy dose of irony
A girl who can be one of the boys
With a cheeky wink and a farty noise

Well good lookin’ girls won’t look you in the eye
They swish their hair and strut on by
Good lookin’ girls wouldn’t give you the time of day
Their designer watches wouldn’t have numbers on them anyway yeah

Good lookin’ girls always shop at expensive stores
Buy a hankie with strings and pay a hundred dollars or more
I want a girl who models for St Vincent De Paul
Dances down the catwalk and laughs when she falls

Now I’m not trying to create any stereotypes
Like Sony Panasonic or even Akai
I just feel a bit hard done by
Cos I always thought I was a good lookin guy
But apparently not!

Cos good lookin’ girls take themselves a bit too seriously
I want a girl with a healthy dose of irony
A girl who can be one of the boys
With a cheeky wink and a farty noise
With a cheeky wink and a farty noise

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